Happy Halloween! Top Ten Scariest Things this Year

October 31st, 2014

10.  The way Joan Rivers died (RIP);

9.  Elmo in Times Square (any parent who lets their child take a picture with this guy should get a visit from child protective services);

8.  Mayor Bill de Blasio’s Ebola blow off (I’d like to see him welcome every health care worker from West Africa with a big fat kiss on the lips);

7.  Ebola (which is why I won’t be visiting Dallas again for a while);

6.  New York City Catcall Video Girl (quit whining and get a life);

5.  Food from McDonalds, Taco Bell, or any other place that serves the food in a bag and tosses it through your open car window;

4.  Illegal aliens (enough said);

3.  Ben Affleck as Batman (Adam West must be rolling over in his grave—oops—evidently he’s still alive—who knew?);

2.  The Kardashians renewed for yet another season (blah. . . blah. . . boring); and

1.  Hillary Clinton as President (the ultimate American horror story).